I had so much fun squashing all the balloons and squeezing into my “one-size fits all” Union Jack top that clearly didn't take into account a huge fat babe like me in its "one-size". And those socks? They're supposed to be knee-highs, I guess the manufacturer never thought their knee-highs would be attempting to cover calves bigger than most girl's thighs



Come see all the damage I inflicted on these defenseless balloons at kelly.bigcuties.com
Fatter and Happier,
Kelly
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