It's my birthday this month! Come and watch me celebrate turning the big 3-4! A birthday celebration just isn't complete without a birthday hat, noise maker, a cake all to myself and lots and lots of squishy fat rolls! If you wanna buy me presents, I like fattening foods, muumuus, and scales that go over 500 pounds! Also, if anyone wants to give me a bigger butt, thicker thighs, or fatter boobs, I won't complain. Wanna know what I wished for when I blew out the candles? To wear a size 34 in my 34th year! Won't you come and help me make that wish come true?
Wiggles and jiggles,