BigCutie Kelly tackles The Longest Yard 15+Minute Stuffing Video!

I think I'd be a pretty decent football player, I mean I have gained my fair share of yards over the years. Football is a game of inches, so the saying goes, and I've got plenty of those around my hips, butt and belly. I'm not much for running around, but I could definitely help my Patriots by eating up the yards as long as they're foot-long subs! Watch me inhale a whole yard of meat and cheese as I tackle three foot-long subs and chug my favorite soda pop. Just be warned, all that stuffing and pop make me work up quite the belches, you can never accuse this Patriot of deflating! ;)

See the full 15+ minute stuffing video on my site along with pictures of me lounging around in a skimpy jersey that fit me last season! And to see more BigCuties, visit our blog.

Fatter and Happier,
Kelly